Common Paradoxes

July 21, 1848

From the Non-Resistant, is a series of statements, in sarcastic style.  Here is a sampling:

 Common Paradoxes

 A republican slaveholder.
 An anti-slavery Constitutionalist.
 An anti-teetotaler temperance man.
 A military Christian.
 A righteous war.
 The foreign slave trade is piracy; the domestic slave trade is lawful commerce.
 Slaveholding is the sum of all crimes; but covenanting with slaveholders to help them hold slaves is perfect innocency.
 To pray for war, pestilence and famine, would be most abominable; to cause war, pestilence, and famine, by voting and fighting to produce them, is Christian patriotism.

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